Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
well you can't waste a boner
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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