Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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