So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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