he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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