There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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