I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Everything about him screamed your future.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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