I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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