you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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