I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
My pussy is not your playground.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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