We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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