Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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