Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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