I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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