i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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