I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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