happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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