sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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