I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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