i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
be right there i have to get my cape
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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