he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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