He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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