All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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