On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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