so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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