Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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