it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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