Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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