stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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