She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Houston, we have a blender
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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