Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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