You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
