Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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