I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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