Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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