Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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