So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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