I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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