i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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