i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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