never play flip cup with pint glasses
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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