Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
