Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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