And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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