I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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