I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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