Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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