What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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