therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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