in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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