I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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