dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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