Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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