We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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