There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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