my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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