we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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