the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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